Issue #70: 18 things I give zero fucks about since becoming a mom...

And the things that I care more about now too.

Written by Aliza Sir. Edited by Aja Frost.

In three days, I’ll have a two-year-old. Jude is obsessed with musical instruments (guitars, drums, pianos, violins); he sleeps with about fifteen stuffed animals (“friends”) in his crib each night; and if you ask him what birthday he has coming up, it’s a toss-up if he’ll reply correctly or with an enthusiastic “four!”